UFOs EXIST!!!

Stop the press! Ok don't cause I'd be out of the job... But the Associated Press has it from the Chief Cabinet Secretary of Japan, Nobutaka Machimura, that UFOs exist! Alright, alright, well Japan's anime robotic Air Force has never actually sighted a UFO and the government official did only say that he believed they existed... But that's good enough for me! By the way,  if you're looking for me over the next few days, I won't be in town. I'll be in the middle of a clearing in a forest in northern Quebec, waiting for "them" to come take me away...

D.E.

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