FUBAR!

Ok so FUBAR! from now on is when a story, like the one I'm about to put forth, is just so weird and not comprehensive that you just say "what?!" Like this 33-year-old Czech woman managed to fool teachers and child care workers in that she was a 13-year-old boy! What?! Barbora Skrlova, 5-foot-2, shaved her head, bound her breasts and fooled a school in Oslo, Norway, for months into thinking she was a 13-year-old boy named Adam. School principal, Ingjerd Eriksen explained, "We did react to Adam's behavior. But it's not easy to know. Children at that age can be so different." Tell me about it!  They discovered her after "Adam" had gone missing from a children's home which prompted a nationwide search. She was deported back to the Czech Republic and detained, though it now appears that this was not her first acting job. She once posed as an adopted 13-year-old girl in the city of Bruno in the Republic. One more time, all together now: WHAT?!?

D.E.

Source: Sydney Morning Herald